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"Cross Larry the Cable Guy with The Dresden Files, and you have Bubba the Monster Hunter""Reminds be a bit of Ash from Army of Darkness""Hartness spins another tale of redneck mayhem full of his usual sarcastic humor."He's big, he's bad and he's here to save the day. From the author of The Black Knight Chronicles comes a new series of supernatural comedy with a Johnny Cash"Cross Larry the Cable Guy with The Dresden Files, and you have Bubba the Monster Hunter""Reminds be a bit of Ash from Army of Darkness""Hartness spins another tale of redneck mayhem full of his usual sarcastic humor."He's big, he's bad and he's here to save the day. From the author of The Black Knight Chronicles comes a new series of supernatural comedy with a Johnny Cash soundtrack and a Kevin Smith twist. The first collected edition of Bubba the Monster Hunter stories features the three "B's" of fine literature - beer, boobs and blood. Add the fourth B for Bubba and you've got a rollicking good time!Meet Bubba the Monster Hunter, a 6'5" 340-pound hero for the working man. If it goes bump in the night, Bubba'll kill it. Vampires, Zombies, Ghouls, Werewolves, Ghosts, Witches, Warlocks, whatever. If it can be shot, he'll shoot it. If it can be hit, he'll hit it. And if there's a payday involved, he's on the case. Voodoo Children - In this first Bubba the Monster Hunter story, everybody's favorite redneck is chasing zombies through the hills of Tennessee. Follow Bubba through beer joints, strip clubs and graveyards as he and his best helper Bertha (a .50 Desert Eagle Pistol) make sure that what's dead, stays dead.Ballet of Blood - He's back and badder than ever. Bubba the Monster Hunter returns in the hilarious follow-up to Voodoo Children. In Ballet of Blood, Bubba has to investigate a mysterious touring dance troupe that of course turns out to be more than he expected. Bubba, backed up as always by the hilarious Skeeter, has to make do with his wits and what weapons he can find backstage at a theatre to get out of his most dangerous adventure yet.Ho-Ho-Homicide - Bubba's back and this time he's in costume! Everybodys favorite redneck monster hunter goes undercover as a mall Santa to get to the bottom of a series of mysterious murders. Along the way he encounters snotty kids, annoying mothers, a smokin' hot elf, the spirit of Christmas and a tribe of fairies that would rather make war than toys!Tassels of Terror - Bubba's back, and this time it's personal! A mysterious fire destroyed a topless club in South Carolina, and Bubba must get to the bottom of the mystery and rescue a missing stripper before more bloodshed ensues. A timeless story of love and pole dancers by the author of Voodoo Children and Ho-Ho-Homicide.This collection also features a pair of John Hartness short stories never before available for purchase!...

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ISBN : 13448981
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Number of Pages : 87 Pages
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monsters beware Reviews

  • Erin Penn
    2019-01-24 14:28

    Want lyrical writing, epic adventures and inspiring characters? Really? You ignorant?This is *Bubba* - he who bumps back the night.Grab a beer, pick up a shot gun and jump into the truck for some Monster Hunter 'ventures. This book be high art, like a dancer working a pole. Ain't nothing else like it, and shouldn't be.Kick back and load up on the ammo and tell the monsters to "Come get some."(Read as part of the Bump in the Night book. - Now available in the Bubba year 1 collection: Scattered, Smothered, & Chunked - cheaper than buying the books individually)

  • Bonnie Keck
    2019-01-25 14:43

    Kindle Unlimited Going through the entire Bubba the Monster Hunter collections and not sure if the boy is on drugs or should be...but he makes real interesting reading...and a little wonder if his mama dropped him on his head, hard, repeatedly, on purpose, bless his heart.But John G be sure to tell Bubba if he's ever back down this way to holler;I bet that boy is more fun than wrasslin' a pig...a supernatural no bitey one of course. P.S. Come on down, and we'll shoot or set something on fire, darlin'. **all books listed this way are part of either Season 1, Season 2, or Season 3Family Tradition - A Bubba the Monster Hunter PrequelScattered, Smothered and Chunked - Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 1**Voodoo Children, Ballet of Blood, Ho-Ho-Homicide, Tassels of Terror, Cat Scratch Fever, Love Stinks, Hall & Goats, Footloose, Sixteens Tons, **Family Tradition PREQUEL** Final CountdownGrits, Guns & Glory - Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 2Grits, Guns & Glory - Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 2*Included in this volume - UnHoly Night - Love Hurts - Dead Man's Hand - She's Got Legs - Howl - Double Trouble - Elf off the Shelf - Casket Case - Stone Cold Crazy - Rest High on that Mountain - Bad Moon Rising*Wine, Women, & Song: Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 3*collected edition including following four novellas: Moon over Bourbon Street - Night at the Museum - Midsummer - Oh Bubba, Where Art Thou?Books are available in above ways/sets as well as individually and in other types of collections from this writer.

  • Hal Brodsky
    2019-01-27 13:50

    This is an entertaining, albeit totally mindless, collection of short stories about a redneck who kills zombies and other such beasties for sport and profit. Most of the book consists of action sequences of Bubba killing paranormal beings. It does not pretend to be anything more than it is, and there is quite a bit of tongue in cheek humor here. Mixed in for no apparent reason is a very short story called "Zombie Mom" which is preciously hilarious and is about a nuclear family whose senior female has been bitten and is turning into a zombie. The family would normally decapitate her, but she's a really good cook.Overall I am giving this three stars for being entertaining without a hint of pretense of trying to be anything else.

  • Barbara
    2019-02-21 16:24

    This was a lot of fun. Bubba lives up (down?) to his name as a redneck who hunts monsters for fun and profit. But he is also good natured and kind hearted and there is plenty of humor in these tales. Also there was (a little) more to each story than just find monsters, kill monsters. I found the two non-Bubba tales pleasing enough too.I'm not sure if I'll get more Bubba stories. There doesn't seem to be a lot of scope for character development. He makes Firefly's Jayne seem like an intellectual!

  • Trina Talma
    2019-02-09 17:32

    Bubba, who's larger than life both physically and metaphorically, would maybe be a bit tedious as a character in a novel. These short stories are the perfect scope for him. My favorite of the collection was "Ho-Ho-Homicide", a Christmas-themed story that's not so much about the monster du jour as it is about getting Bubba to play Mall Santa for a day. This collection also includes a pair of non-Bubba stories, and the whole makes for a quick but fun read.

  • Michele
    2019-02-14 14:32

    The Bubba stories are a nice break from your average paranormal fiction: for starters, Bubba's idea of "romance" involves visiting the nearest strip joint. Whatever your paranormal pest problem, Bubba has the tool for the job.

  • Jay S
    2019-02-14 13:40

    A collection of short stories with the same main character. They feature a redneck monster killer, who appears to have crawled out from the shallow end of the gene pool. Of course I am enjoying reading this!I will read others. I need a laugh.

  • Scot
    2019-01-29 15:25

    Want a very entertaining read?? Give Monsters Beware a chance. A truly unforgettable read. What a great protagonist!! Action…check. Carnage…check. Humor…check. Three great reasons to check out this great book by an author I will be keeping tabs on.

  • R. Wheeler
    2019-02-12 13:21

    This short collection is a fast, fun read. If you can't enjoy a redneck with an inordinate armament hidden in his truck, chasing after all kinds of take yourself too seriously. Really. Read this.

  • Ido Bar-av
    2019-01-28 19:26

    The short stories of Bubba were ok.Mainly mindless action, carried out by a chauvinistic pig.The 2 short stories in the end were a bit of a redeeming factor. though not by much.

  • Dawn Jasper
    2019-01-30 12:31

    The only reason I gave this book a 3 star was because it two stories that weren't Bubba related

  • Kitty
    2019-02-19 18:39

    Joe Bob Briggs got muscles, weapons and a gay Bosley. This is just plain fun.